Mário: Do alemão "homem por excelência".

...quem sou eu para discutir com a net? o_O??

vou abusar do blogthings

You Will Die at Age 76

You're pretty average when it comes to how you live... And how you'll die as well.

What Age Will You Die?

You Are Lightning

Beautiful yet dangerous People will stop and watch you when you appear Even though you're capable of random violence You are best known for: your power Your dominant state: performing

What Type of Weather Are You?

ohhh yeaahhhh o/

Your Inner Child Is Naughty

Like a child, you tend to discount social rules. It's just too much fun to break the rules! You love trouble - and it seems that trouble loves you. And no matter what, you refuse to grow up!

How Is Your Inner Child?

e para terminar...

You Are Cyclops

Dedicated and responsible, you will always remain loyal to your cause. You are a commanding leader - after all, you can kill someone just by looking at them. Power: force beams from your eyes

Which of the X-Men Are You?

toma.... o/

You Are Kermit

Hi, ho! Lovable and friendly, you get along well with everyone you know. You're a big thinker, and sometimes you over think life's problems. Don't worry - everyone know's it's not easy being green. Just remember, time's fun when you're having flies!

The Muppet Personality Test

sou memo fixe...

Your Porn Star Name Is...

Bam Bam

What's Your Porn Star Name?

...ta visto k hoje tenho de jogar no euromilhões :p

Your Observation Skills Get A B-

Your senses are pretty sharp (okay, most of the time) And it takes something big to distract you!

How Observant Are You?

i like it, i like it...

The Movie Of Your Life Is A Cult Classic

Quirky, offbeat, and even a little campy - your life appeals to a select few. But if someone's obsessed with you, look out! Your fans are downright freaky. Your best movie matches: Office Space, Showgirls, The Big Lebowski

If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?

e agora vem mais um monte deles interessantes...

You Are 92% Open Minded

You are so open minded that your brain may have fallen out! Well, not really. But you may be confused on where you stand. You don't have a judgemental bone in your body, and you're very accepting. You enjoy the best of every life philosophy, even if you sometimes contradict yourself.

How Open Minded Are You?

Your IQ Is 120

Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average Your Verbal Intelligence is Exceptional Your Mathematical Intelligence is Exceptional Your General Knowledge is Exceptional

A Quick and Dirty IQ Test

lol??

On Average, You Would Sell Out For

$1,074,638

At What Price Would You Sell Out?

am I evil???

You Are Somewhat Machiavellian

You're not going to mow over everyone to get ahead... But you're also powerful enough to make things happen for yourself. You understand how the world works, even when it's an ugly place. You just don't get ugly yourself - unless you have to!

How Machiavellian Are You?

ops...

You Were a Crow

Eternally wise, you have a deep understand of ethics. You guide people from the darkness to the light.

What Animal Were You In a Past Life?

You Are Super Spicy

You're a little bit crazy, a little bit naughty, and a whole lot of sexy. You go beyond hot - you set people's senses on fire!

Are You Hot?

Sentado na mesa, saboreava o calor da rua e da amizade dos presentes. Sem conexão com a realidade debitava barbaridades controladas, pois o teor alcoolico não era suficiente para permitir o descontrole, apenas uma limitação cognitiva parcial.

Não sei se eram muitos ou poucos, não consigo contabilizar uma quantidade de forma relativa, mas senti-os genuínos, próximos de mim, com um lugar cativo no meu coração. Ao som de uma viola, cantamos e encantamo-nos. Para sempre não será assim, mas aquela noite foi eterna.

porque há pessoas que me empurram para estes quiz banais...
dedicado a elas

Your Dating Purity Score: 71%

You are an under-experienced dater. This doesn't mean you're unexperienced - far from it. It just means that there's a lot of romance left to discover!

Dating Purity Test

You Are Big Bird

Talented, smart, and friendly... you're also one of the sanest people around. You are usually feeling: Happy. From riding a unicycle to writing poetry, you have plenty of hobbies to keep you busy. You are famous for: Being a friend to everyone. Even the grumpiest person gets along with you. How you life your life: Joyfully. "Super. Duper. Flooper."

The Sesame Street Personality Quiz

You Are Heineken

You appreciate a good beer, but you're not a snob about it. You like your beer mild and easy to drink, so you can concentrate on being drunk. Overall, you're a friendly drunk who's likely to buy a whole round for your friends... many times. Sometimes you can be a bit boring when you drink. You may be prone to go on about topics no one cares about.

What's Your Beer Personality?

You're An Alcoholic

Time to go back to step one.

What Kind of Drunk Are You?

Your Japanese Name Is...

Kaemon Asukai

What's your Japanese Name?

anything that's worth doing, it's worth doing right...

por mais que o sol mergulhe a terra nas suas mil cores, por muito belo que seja o dia, por mais suave que seja o canto das searas douradas das pradarias, por mais bela que seja a dança de uma borboleta sentada numa papoila, as quintas feiras serão sempre negras e tristes, um dia de luto perpétuo.

O dia começa, e tento sair da cama. O calor que me arde no peito é prenuncio de um dia cheio de patifarias e maldades. Não o consigo evitar, impossivel me controlar. Quanto mais mal faço, mais gostam de mim. Quanto mais longe vou, mais me pedem para avançar. Se alcanço o extremo exigem que suprima o limite e concorra a ser o primeiro a alcançar a outra margem.

Com as chamas ardendo dentro de mim tento suprimi-las no duche matinal. Vejo as torrentes de água escorrem pelo corpo e lembro-me sempre de quando não as conseguia ver. Com a água que corre peço que sejam arrastados todos os maus desejos e os maus instintos. Passo a toalha no corpo, com vigor tentando arrancar pele e pecados, tornar-me mais puro, mais bom, melhor.

Saio para a rua perdido numa cidade doce e cruel. Assim sou eu, inspirando e expirando do mesmo ar pesado e poluido.

Abraçando a cadeira da loucura eu tomo o meu lugar. No leme sei que me irei perder, mas confio que mesmo quando enfrentar a noite sem estrelas, quando enfrentar a tempestade e o frio não tremerei.

Procuro os fios da realidade, tateio-os e perscruto o vazio procurando descobrir onde se encontra o seu inicio e onde se encontra a sua terminação. Não me importo, pois consigo mesmo no escuro consigo tecê-los, dobré-los, manipula-los, enrola-los no meu corpo, fazer com eles a minha coberta.

só tenho pena d não perceber um boi de castelhano :(

a saga do rock in rio continua...